Chronicles of the AI Nub: The AI Conspiracy....
Proud sequel to Chornicles of the Hecknoob, the Nerfbat Anthology, which is a sequel to Mission Impossible Four. Which makes this one like a trequel or something.
Chapter 1
Let's get it started.
“The meeting is in session then?”
“Yes.”
“Good.”
“Very well.”
“Excellent.”
“Great.”
“Uber.”
And so began a secret meeting, taking place in a darkened room, just so that the many faces sitting around the long stretch of cold steel could not be seen. Apparently just in case some snoopy narrators.
“I trust party A has reviewed the wishes and demands of party B and vice versa?”
“Why can't we use the real names?”
“There might be a snoopy narrator person walking around.”
“Ah.”
“Yes, well this dark is hurting my eyes.”
“We're the bad guys here, we're supposed to be obscure....”
“Shhh!”
“Anyhow....” the apparent leader of party A began, “Party B, we would very much like to thank you for your generosity in dealing with our requests.”
“Of course,” replied the apparent leader of Party B.
“Though, I must say, this is obviously a very tough sacrifice for you to make for us,” the Party A leader noted.
“Don't rub it in, now,” came Party B's leader's reply.
“I must wonder though... your requests... I can't see how these would benefit you.”
Party B leader paused before answering, “Are you trying to worm out of doing them?”
“No, nothing like that.”
“Think they'll be too difficult?”
“No, they'll obviously be challenging, but nothing we can't handle.” We're just wondering as to your motivation for us doing these certain actions for you.”
“Don't ask about our motivations or goals. In fact, do not ask anything. Any questions?”
One of the Party A people chirped, “How can we ask questions if we can't ask-”
The person who was talking at the time died suddenly.
“Any more questions?”
“Dude, that was like in Kill Bill, where that one chick at the board meeting....” said some random party A dude.
“You will first be attempting Operation Tiger, correct?” The party B leader asked.
“Correct,” Party A leader replied hastily. “And we will not ask any more questions.”
“Good.”
Balloons looked around from his perch atop the directions sign in the Unicorn Base. Three arrows pointing to the lift just past the idle ship, and one pointing down the caged walkway down to the secret sector.
Currently, Balloons was bored out of his mind.
He looked around for something interesting to do, and looked down at the other people assembled on the ground beneath him. A level ten agent, thirty trader, a level fifty-five enforcer, a level eighty five martial artist, and a level one-hundred-and-fifteen soldier.
Together, all of them had two things in common.
They were all too far apart in levels to team with each other.
And they were all bedecked in exarch robes.
Balloons sighed, wondering if the poor little level one-hundred-and-sixty-five meta-physicist that he was would ever get a team. And he was also feeling like his exarch robe wasn't all that special anymore.
Balloons shouts: 165 MP lft!
Nothing happened.
Agenzy shouts: 10 agent lft
Wrangl012 shouts: 35 trader lft
Konkyuk shouts: 85 ma lft
Iareossum shouts: Leik omg lol solder with a bowz am looking for team lolz. Have good buffs and do awesome damage LOLZ!
Balloons decided that he probably wasn't going to get a team from these people, and that he should look elsewhere for entertainment in the meanwhile.
And then he noticed his pets: three round spheres of usefullness floating at his side.
/pet rename “Ninety”
/pet rename “Nine”
/pet rename “Red”
And he smiled, waiting for someone to notice....
Iareossum shouts: leik what the [censored] does wtf mean? And why does that dood sitting on the sign thingy have “Red” “Nine” “Balloons” “Ninety”?! LOLZ!
This was obviously going to be a very long day.
/lft Get me out of here!
[Cybormaster]: by “here” you mean “these clothes”, don't you?
/lft ai pf
[Cybormaster]: by “AI” you mean “get me out”...
Ignoring player Cybormaster.
[Unicornia]: Hey, got a team ready for the playfield raid. Wanna join?
To [Unicornia]: sure!
Entering team....
Is this really all we get for today?
Who all will be in this team he just joined?
Will they really go to the playfield?
And who are the people that the snoopy Mr. Narrator was trying to spy on?
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