Chronicles of the AI Nub: The AI Conspiracy

[rustinel]

About five minutes later, on the surface of the alien homeworld....
-SPLAT-
“Oh, that must be the pizza,” Hai'Tuyu thought as he opened his front door.

Heheh...poor Balloons, fall damage not disabled on the alien homeworld...

[Docnamdkeeper]

There will be a slight delay with this week's installment due to an extreme case of writer's block... again....

please excuse the missing chapter and whatnot.

[Docnamdkeeper]

The delay has been extended drastically. There is an upcoming extended AFK, and so no updates for a while. There will probably be a very long chapter at the end of said extended afk, which has been extended to further notice.

kthxbye

[Docnamdkeeper]

Ok incase you care but haven't noticed, this thread is pretty much canceled.

If you don't care, why are you reading this?

There may be a wrap-up episode in the future, but no promises.

Sorry for the inconvenience, and thanks for all the fish.

Feel free to discuss the pointlessness of necroing a thread to announce that it is dead.

[Ayria]

*snif*

We gona miss the stories.... :'(

[smokex]

Awww and I was about to volunteer my test tube baby turned froob rights activist self to the story line.

[Norbal]

Noooo, I have to go kill something now...

[Docnamdkeeper]

Intercepted Message from N. Arrator:

Help, help! I've been kidnapped! I can't stay long, but this is how it happened....

The next board meeting was in full swing...
"Could you- party B... gah, this sucks, why do we have to do this in the dark again?"
Then the narrator got smart and flipped the lights on.
Omni-Tek was party B... the Aliens were party A. A for aliens.
"OH MY GAWD!" Bu'Rokrat shouted. "HE KNOWS THAT OMNI TEK IS PAYING US TO SEND ALL OUR ALIENS TO THE CITIZENS OF RUBI-KA TO BE FARMED FOR AXP!"
The narrator stared blankly. "Um.... no I didn't..."
"AND THAT WE'RE DOING IT FOR LEET PIES!"
"No.....?"
"WELL YOU DO NOW!" Bu'Rokrat shouted. "GET HIM!"

And thus, I was put into solitary confinement. I've just gotten out and I'll be writing again.

I've lost contact with everyone else so far, but from the looks of things... the whole alien thing is still going strong. The conspiracy has been exposed.... and nobody cares.

The End...

Or is it the beginning?

[Freqflyerdnt]

Welcome back Was wondering if we'd ever see anymore

[Dmom]

OMG
I am so glad you have returned.
Elite Operations sent a seach party looking for you but the trail had been washed out by the last super cell storm. Alien activity in Borealis has been taken care of by the good citizens and aliens are in hiding.
For your homecoming I will fix you some alien hash and some nice "weed" free brownies (my last batch).
let me know when and where you would like to have your food served.

[Docnamdkeeper]

There is a new series in the works.

However, it's going to take a while before it starts, and it's sadly not going to be open to applications after it does launch - I'll be focusing on fewer characters and developing them better. If you want in, send me a PM or email me at fishbowlofdoom@gmail.com with a description of your char's personality, appearance, and assorted quirks. Also email me at that address and I'll send you the files for the stories in their entirety, in either openoffice format or microsoft office.

[trousers]

You can do it! We have Faith in you!

[Docnamdkeeper]

Sequel will be coming soon!(tm).

To give myself some leeway, I'll be holding myself to steam's definition of soon.

Expect Chronicle Goodness Soon!