Chronicles of the AI Nub: The AI Conspiracy

[Dmom]

think i was to late but i sent you a msg
cant wait to read more!

[Docnamdkeeper]

Chapter 2
Everyone wants
In on this

[IRRK News Wire]: Attention All Omni Employees!
[IRRK News Wire]: Though admittedly this announcement is quite delayed, the Omni-Tech corporation has finally selected a new leader in response to the death of Tarkhan Zora.
[IRRK News Wire]: It's been a slow response admittedly.
[IRRK News Wire]: However, to get to the actual issue, the newly selected leader is in fact a sibling of Tarkhan.
[IRRK News Wire]: Everyone Extend your warmest welcomes to Feema Zora.
[IRRK News Wire]: And by warmest welcomes, I mean leave him the (censored) alone.

Feema flopped back into his chair. It had been a long day. First he was briefed, then sworn in, then briefed on being sworn in, and finally briefed on being briefed.
And then the phone began wailing.
Prawns shouts: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!11
Feema grimaced and shuddered, then picked up the makeshift telephone.
“Yeah, what now?”
The person on the other end began talking fast, with Feema barely catching the words as they came.
“A meeting? Do you know where all I've been in the last....”
He stopped, interrupted, and listened, until,
“No, I don't want another (censored) meeting. I've had enough for the day.... What do you mean urgent meeting? With who?”
The answer came and Feema leaped to his feet.
“We're doing business with the ALIENS?”
Feema flopped back exasperatedly to his chair as the person on the other end began yammering out the explanation. Part of him could not believe this was happening.
Finally, the other person shut up, having briefed him on the briefing for the meeting, along with explaining everything.
“Fine, fine. I'll be at the meeting tomorrow. And I don't get why we have to call each other 'Party A' and 'Party B' but fine, I'll play along.”

Entering Team...
Xaun joined your team.
Unicornia joined your team.
Sefus joined your team.
Saetos joined your team.
Tropicana joined your team.
[Team] Balloons: Hey team!
[Team] Unicornia: Hello mp!
[Team] Unicornia: I mean Balloons!
[Team] Balloons: I didn't know 165's could go to the pf.
[Team] Sefus: They can't, can they?
[Team] Unicornia: Shhh!
[Team] Unicornia: Hey why don't we meet at lift and buff up. You got CI? And all the individual mochams?
[Team] Balloons: Yup!
[Team] Unicornia: Okay! Meet you at the lift!
Balloons was positively twitching with happiness. Which can be somewhat dangerous when you're perched on top of a directions sign.
“Come, Ninety!” he called.
Obediently, the floating mezz pet drifted over to him, and he grabbed a hold of one of the armstrings trailing from it.
“To the lift!”
The pet muttered something and began to chug forward in the air, slowly pulling Balloons off the signpost, until his feet left the arrow pointing to one of the sectors.
His weight was then completely supported by the hovering ability of his pet. Neither his weight nor the hovering ability of his pet was especially great, and Ninety was starting to doubt his ability to carry his master, but didn't have to wonder for long. It turned out that Balloons's grip wasn't all that great either, and he plopped onto the hard metal flooring beneath him.
Iareossum shouts: FAIL!
Ignoring that, Balloons hopped to his feet, brushed himself off, and ran off to the elevator, where he was met by the sight of a huge pink Unicorn soldier, a keeper lady, a fixer lady, a martial artist, and a doc with a slurpee cup in his hand.
Hello sight, nice to meet you.
“Are you people my team?”
The five looked at each other, and then all stared back at Balloons.
“Yup,” replied Tropicana, the refreshingly fruit-flavored fixer lady.
“That'd be us,” Sefus replied, looking around to see who 'us' was in this context.
“You like?” Xaun asked innocently, fidgeting with her sword.
Saetos took sip from his slurpee.
Balloons couldn't stop staring at the big pink Unicorn.
“So, glad you could make it,” Unicornia said cheerfully.
“You're pink...” Balloons replied. “I thought they fixed that bug...”
“Well,” Unicornia began. “There was an accident at Omni-1-Laundry. They put some of the red cloaks in with the Unicorn gear, and there were all stained pink. We all had to wear them until a shipment of new ones came, but I opted to keep my old one.”
“You're pink....” Balloons stated.
“Yes, we've acknowledged that and I've just explained it to you.”
“You're pink...”
“So, uhm....” Saetos began. “You said you chose to have a pink outfit?”
“Yes,” Unicornia replied with a hint of exasperation.
“You're pink....”
“Hey Balloons,” Unicornia piped, as if to change the subject suddenly. “You're an MP right?”
“You're pin- I mean yes.”
“Great, why dontcha buff us all with CI or mochams?”
Balloons nodded, and quickly began passing out buffs to his teammates, as if he'd accidentally wandered into Borealis.
“Okay, everyone got their buffs now?”
“Yup,”
“Got”
“Thank you.”
“Down the lift now.”
Everyone ducked into the elevator and mashed the control panel. And then everyone disappeared except Balloons.
[Team] Balloons: Hey guys...
[Team] Unicornia: Yeah?
[Team] Balloons: It says I'm too low level to go down the lift....
[Team] Unicornia: Shucks darn, if only I'd known you were too level to come with us I wouldn't have invited you to the team or had you give us all those nice buffs. Now I feel bad.
[Team] Balloons: Couldn't you see my level when you picked me off the lft window?
You were kicked from the team.
“Can you believe them?!” Balloons barked to his pet.
“The leaving you behind part?” Ninety replied. “Not that hard to believe.”
“Shaddap!”
Balloons folded his arms and started stomping off furiously back to the tent.

“Hey Unicornia,” Sefus began tensely. “Couldn't you have given him authorization to come along with us even though he was too low level to be allowed in normally?”
“Hmmm? I'm sorry, I was too pink to hear that.”
“Ah.”

Miles ahead, a rumbling could not be heard. The engines of the alien ship were very loud and all, but space is a vacuum. It's enough to make you scream, but nobody would hear that either.
Anyhow, this alien ship was growing closer and closer.
“Are you ready?” one alien whispered to the next.
“Yup, got my mission updated and ready to roll.”
“All part of the deal...”
“I can't believe the negotiations went the way they did...”
“Sush, there might be a narrator around.”
I wonder if they discuss important details when I'm not around. Hmmmph.

“ATTENTION!” bellowed the Unicorn commander as he stepped under the tent. “THIS IS NOW A STATE OF EMERGENCY!”
Iareossum shouts: OH (censored) THE ARK'S COMMIN TO BAN ME AGGEHN!
The Unicorn commander paused to watch Iareossum run away, screaming hysterically, then shook his head and continued, doing his best to sound urgent. He wasn't a very good actor though.
“WE HAVE INTERCEPTED THE PLANS OF THE ALIENS! AND WE MUST STOP THEM! ALL BRAVE CITIZENS WHO HEAR ME...”
Agenzy is now AFK.
There were only a handful of people but he continued anyway.
“I NEED A TEAM OF VALLIANT CITIZENS WHO WISH TO SAVE RUBI-KA!”
“Wow,” Balloons said to himself. “I could be awesome like that!”
He noticed a huddle of five people, none of them wearing exarch robes like the other people standing or sitting around, and ran off towards them.
“Hey guys! Let's be that team of awesome citizens!”
The all turned towards him.
Rubyfire: Uhmmm...
Jari: Hi?
Passingfancy: Well...
Vestals: Hello..
Craziiblade: hElLo!
Suddenly Balloons realized he would have to sound intelligent. These players were all high-level, and if he were to present himself as worthy to be in their team....
Balloons: I cans has team? So I'ze can be in ur mishun, killin ur enumees?
He thought over what he said, then thought to himself... Oh (censored)
Do you want to join Vestals's team?
Balloons: I has a team!

“Opening Sector 13!!”
Nobody was even listening to him. He'd already opened the two sectors of interest. Nobody cares about sector 13.
Meanwhile, Unicornia, Sefus, Xaun, Tropicana, and Saetos were gathered at the entrance to sector 28.
“So... why did you opt for pink?” Tropicana asked.
“I like pink. It's the new black. You don't like pink?” Unicornia replied.
“People will think you like men is all,” Saetos noted, taking another sip of his slurpee.
“I do,” Unicornia replied.
Saetos almost choked on his slurpee at that.
“You don't like me, do you?” he asked uncomfortably.
Normally large pink objects aren't all that scary, but when they're large, heavily armed, and bearing down on you....
“Not that there's anything wrong with that.... I mean.”
“Most of us women do like men.”
The whole world paused for a second...
“UNICORNIA IS A GURL?!”
Unicornia sighed.
“Let's just get a last teammate and be out to the sector...”
“Get an agent!”
“Get a soldier!”
“Get an advy!”
Norbal joined your team.
“Heya guys!”
Everyone turned to look at their new teammate.
What they saw was a tiny nanomage lady, barely large enough to hold the huge Dreadloch Tigress bow, flanked by a demon named “Huggles”, and two balloons, “Hump to Heal” and “Hump to Stun”.
Everyone then selected her and pressed t.
“Hey agent,” Tropicana said. “Oh, and don't fp MP we've already got baffs, go sold for more damage or something.”
“Hmmm... no, I....”
“We already got buffs, so we don't need MP,” Sefus added.
Norbal looked at her team window. It looked very nice when full.
“Sorry, fp lasts for a little while longer.”
“Ok. Into the zone then everyone,” Tropicana called.

What is the negotiation going on?
What's boss Feema's response time?
What will happen to the teams?
I can has cheezeburger?

The answer to all these questions and more.... will not be included in the next chapter!

See you all next week!

[Norbal]

Yay! I lub it

[Xaun]

lol.. MPs getting the roast in this one

[Norbal]

lol.. MPs getting the roast in this one

And that's bad?

[Spart]

And that's bad?

so nort plays fp mp? This should turn out to be interesting

[Norbal]

so nort plays fp mp? This should turn out to be interesting

I do?

[Ayria]

Wee; sounds like its gona be another funny story. Already is for that matter...

Can't wait to see what Jari (my shade) does ^-^

Like the IRRK news flash too

[Docnamdkeeper]

Have to announce now that the main roster is now closed. No more new characters will be getting introduced to the main storyline. Sorry.

However, due to popular demand (a whole 3 people have asked so far) there will be a mini-skit popping up within the series, in which anyone else who submits can "guest-appear" in an episode.

Thanks for reading!

[rustinel]

More fun than playing heheh.

Norbal looked at her team window. It looked very nice when full.
“Sorry, fp lasts for a little while longer.”


More!!

[Ayria]

Norbal looked at her team window. It looked very nice when full.
“Sorry, fp lasts for a little while longer.”

Almost sad cause that's really how its like somedays

[atlasdreamer]

KITTEH!!

[Xaun]

made this one mah self!

[Docnamdkeeper]

That's odd, I got a /tell from someone named Efusbomb today O.o

And AWESOME lolcat there Xaun!

[Norbal]

That's odd, I got a /tell from someone named Efusbomb today O.o

And AWESOME lolcat there Xaun!

rofl @ efusbomb

[Stolencookie]

[atlasdreamer]

made this one mah self!

KITTEH!! Agin!

[Docnamdkeeper]

you're my new hero!

[Docnamdkeeper]

random bamp that has absolutely NOTHING to do with creating a new page so readers don't have to scroll waaaay down to find the next chapter, which may or may not be a day late (trying to have new chapter every tuesday)

[Docnamdkeeper]

no random bamp here.

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