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Thread: Mmba #5 (To the tune of Mambo #5)

  1. #1
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    Mmba #5 (To the tune of Mambo #5)

    I had some time at work. Sung to the tune of Lou Bega's Mambo #5. (BTW, if anybody can think of a better name then post your suggestion )


    Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Mmba #5

    One, two, three, four, five
    Everybody in the decon, so come on
    Let's run to the capture-point at the core
    The teammates say they want some heals and dots
    But I really don't wanna
    Reclaim like I did last week
    I must stay deep
    Cause debuffs are cheap
    I hate GTH, stuns, drains, and NSD
    And as I continue you know
    They're gettin OP
    So what can I do I really beg and you my Lord (Sil)
    To me healing it's just like sport, anything fly
    It's all good let me team ya
    I might even heal ya

    Chorus:
    A little bit of Ober saved my life
    A little bit of Lyzor by my side
    A little bit of Sheffy's all I need
    A little bit of Invi is what I see
    A little bit of Rezi with his gun
    A little bit of Hyde cause trox is fun
    A little bit of Regidoc on the clock
    A little bit of you makes me your doc

    And jump and down go and kite em all around
    If a trader is found
    Then your laying on the ground
    UBT to the left
    And UBT to the right
    heal 'em up once
    And heal 'em up twice
    And if the 'station's like this
    Then it sounds about right

    Chorus:
    A little bit Xenon saved my life
    A little bit of Avari by my side
    A little bit of Stillian's all I need
    A little bit of Dannydoc's is what I see
    A little bit of Rillie with her gun
    A little bit of Mekh cause trox is fun
    A little bit of Narii on the clock
    A little bit of you makes me your doc

    I do all
    To heal the a** of a noob like you
    But if you run, then you will die
    Or go /afk and sit and cry

    Chorus:
    A little bit of Rolfor saved my life
    A little bit of Elier by my side
    A little bit of Blondenurse is all I need
    A little bit of Xobot is what I see
    A little bit of Grafter with his gun
    A little bit of Siorai cause trox is fun
    A little bit of Aerya on the clock
    A little bit of you makes me your doc
    Last edited by Mmba; Apr 7th, 2008 at 20:24:18.
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  3. #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ober View Post
    Mmba #5
    yea, i guess that works.

    im not the 5th mmba tho. the number dont really make sense. oh well.
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  4. #4
    Hehe, fitting anyways imo.

    Tho, we'll need a "doc song texts" somewhere in stickies (if there isn't already, I only read new stuff, since I already know everything )

  5. #5
    lol sweet!
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  6. #6
    Oh dear god, this is a good one

    P.S. I think this would fit nicely into Lil Wayne - Lollipop
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  7. #7

    Talking

    Idk if its a song for doc's, like one fixers have, buts its good

  8. #8

    Thumbs up

    I like...
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  9. #9
    You have too much time spare.


    ...but at least it's funny.
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    WTB Music Video! I'll volunteer to be a corpse in the background!
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  11. #11
    Some badass frapser should make a video, yeah

  12. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Mmba View Post
    yea, i guess that works.

    im not the 5th mmba tho. the number dont really make sense. oh well.
    reroll 5 times to make it fit!

  13. #13
    Awesome!

    Me likes a lot.
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    Damn, need to post more to make it to the prof song. Song's got potential, though. Good work
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  15. #15
    hehe good one

    Me wonders if someone perhaps have a little much free time, if you do give som to me cause I need more.
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  16. #16
    \o/

    Definite thumbs up on this Mamba #9 =D

    Mind you, you're #9, not #5 =P
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    Silence m8! The beast is sleeping, do not wake her and incur her wrath.
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  17. #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by lyzor View Post
    \o/

    Definite thumbs up on this Mamba #9 =D

    Mind you, you're #9, not #5 =P
    i dont understand the relevance of either number
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mmba View Post
    i dont understand the relevance of either number
    Mmba # 42

    'cause 42 is the answer to everything...!
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  19. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Mmba View Post
    i dont understand the relevance of either number
    cuz you're 4 steps better than Mambo #5 =D
    Quote Originally Posted by Trebius View Post
    Silence m8! The beast is sleeping, do not wake her and incur her wrath.
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  20. #20
    Wouldn't that make him Mmba no. 1?
    Why play melee when crat pets can do your job?
    Quote Originally Posted by Wyldebeast View Post
    Simple, why the melee hate?
    Quote Originally Posted by Means View Post
    ...Melee people/pets are needed...

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