Sometimes I find myself longing for that spot amongst AO's troxes. I imagine standing wide and cabbagey with those considered skilled, renowned for their MR and tight thongs. Proud to not let my mimic run out like a retard, remembering to heal like a real pvper.
In my right hand I hold the mighty Gan'Kar rifle, forged from broken Omni towers. Its rumored powerful enough to disprove 60s grace in Camelot. In my left hand (figuratively speaking, thank god) I hold the legendary Piercing Evil forged from the sexy of Cortez and Cheree. Whispers say its power flows from sploits omfg. Stroking it often makes me hard. I will sit here on this thrown of Omni tears, eagerly waiting to paste hate-tells into bot chat!
The BS is queued with cuddly pvmers. How quickly they rage and afkers. Do all the players quad-cap, or is it the stupid greenie fixer. Are you worried I'm in sneak? Are you getting D-D-D-D-D-IIIIIIMMMMMMMMMAACH-CH-CH-CH-CHHHHHHHed brah?
What just happened to poko? Man poko was a good guy, I had so much sexy time with poko. He was just about to actually put armor on too, man I wonder what happened. He must have deleted his account again. I don't know how to talk to poko any more. Maybe he'll send a random tell from a character I don't know asking me what weapon I use and calling me ugly.
I walk this life with the acknowledgment that I honestly dgaf. I stand for the tiny midgets or the semi-transparent sniper dudes. Don't like certain people? Use AS lololololol WONED )))))) I don't even know how to parody the rest of this so I'ma let you finish but Poko was the best shade of all time OF ALL TIME
You will be missed, User Modify Scale -70.
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