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Thread: [Clan] Storm is recruiting. Anyone. You know you're lonely.

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    [Clan] Storm is recruiting. Anyone. You know you're lonely.

    Hi.

    If you are lucky like me, and play in the timezone of the damned (GMT+10), then I am sure you are sitting on your computer, reading this thread saying

    Quote Originally Posted by you
    OH GOD, YES, THAT IS ME!
    Then this thread is for you.

    Currently the guild has nothing to offer you for joining. Yep, you read right. Nothing. Nothing at all. Though, I suppose you could use the city for farm raids if you like. Honestly I don't even care. If you are somewhat respectable, have a plucky 'can do' attitude, and actually like to chat, and are bored where you are due to "noone being on your timezone as it is the timezone of the damned" then you should join.

    Not apply. Join.

    What's that? You have friends where you are? Chitchat buddies? Hm. Could be a problem, how could such a problem be conceivably solved? We wouldnt want to be responsible for destroying life long friendships here at Storm, so get them to join too

    Should you be sucessful in your long and streneous application process which involves (and is limited to)

    Quote Originally Posted by you again
    /tell Kinkstaah lol lfguild
    You can join the ranks of the amazing guild Storm, formed before guilds even actually were implemented into the game correctly. (Yes, we were created by a GM initially), and if you study long and hard, you could gain fame, become uber, criticize guild management, which has never actually been me.. and then break off with all your elitist friends and start your own guild, just Like Redemption, Angelic Retribution, and Spartans have!

    Who could resist that?
    Quote Originally Posted by you
    Omg not me
    Join now - Because you're sick of noone being online to get your **** done too.
    I'm casting "Physical Dominance" on you as a kind of kinky thing
    ... also quite proud of being suspended from Lemmingnet.. for... not slacking?
    GOOD ONE.

    Don't be lonely anymore.

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    lol!

    --Steve
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    Storm

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    To [Kinkstaah]: lol lfguild
    Kinkstaah is offline, message has been buffered.


    I tried dude, I tried!
    Darkempire 220/30/70 Agent
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    this guild is perfect for me! seems its like a dead org with no standars doing nothing at all, wooohoo! /tell kinkstaah lol lfguild

    sad to see storm sinking this low

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    I see it more as a nice moron-filter


    Noone wants orgmates without a sense of humor after all...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Duracell View Post
    this guild is perfect for me! seems its like a dead org with no standars doing nothing at all, wooohoo! /tell kinkstaah lol lfguild

    sad to see storm sinking this low
    Quote Originally Posted by Phargus View Post
    I see it more as a nice moron-filter


    Noone wants orgmates without a sense of humor after all...
    Phargus got it spot on there.

    Also, I think Kink's got the +10 timezone adressed juuust about right.
    <3 .au + .nz
    Ancestors could hear what is happening now
    They would turn in their graves
    they would all be ashamed - that the land of the free
    has been written in chains
    And I know what I want - when the timing is right
    then I'll take what is mine
    I am the clansman

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    lol classic.
    Ilikethongs (220/21 Atrox Enforcer)
    Antithongs (220/22 Atrox Soldier)
    Thesocialist (220/12 Solitus Bureaucrat)

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    join and you can play with a pro gamer like me!

    And talk about our extensive portfolios.

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    Apart from having a bit of fun, you can do the following with us

    - Doing all those annoying quest chains, DB/DB2, Xan / Arid Rift
    - Battlestations, always fun to do it with people on vent!
    - Tower wars with new and improved fixer grid for when we get zerged!
    - having people to play with in a somewhat dead time zone
    - We have played AO since day 1, so we know the game inside and out

    People with impressive business portfolios highly regarded!

    send me a tell if Kink isnt on

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    Omg this is so sad *goes all emo with tears in her eyes*
    I wanna join to help you poor guys.

    Oh wait....

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    Talking

    Lol kink, I hope that works ;p

    Made me laugh anyhow ;D

    Belpho,

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    up we go!
    (was an actual serious recruitment message regardless of the sillyness!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunnandahalf View Post
    Apart from having a bit of fun, you can do the following with us

    - Doing all those annoying quest chains, DB/DB2, Xan / Arid Rift
    - Battlestations, always fun to do it with people on vent!
    - Tower wars with new and improved fixer grid for when we get zerged!
    - having people to play with in a somewhat dead time zone
    - We have played AO since day 1, so we know the game inside and out

    People with impressive business portfolios highly regarded!

    send me a tell if Kink isnt on
    This is actually fairly accurate. Humor is important, as well as a can-do attitude. I've actually got a few tells from people out there, and I know for a fact that there are people in this timezone who want to get their stuff.

    Or log on, do an !online, see 1-2 people and log off. An effort to consolidate this is what I'm going for. I dont even mind if you bring everyone.

    Like Gunn said, the people that are actually still active have been around since day 1, or beta. With the amount of experience that seriously makes guys like Spartans or AR look like froobs in comparison. The kind of people who legitimately 2 manned zodiacs back pre-AI.

    Realistically all we would need to do any PVM would be a doctor and we can 5 man anything that doesnt require excessive DPS.

    But in all seriousness it's certainly not a "omg how low" because anyone who joins who is an obvious dip**** would have to go. Anyone who is a genuine nice friendly person with a good sense of humor is welcomed, because it's never been about elitism in this guild for the 8 years its been around - Elitism is the reason the guilds that split off, split off in the first place.
    I'm casting "Physical Dominance" on you as a kind of kinky thing
    ... also quite proud of being suspended from Lemmingnet.. for... not slacking?
    GOOD ONE.

    Don't be lonely anymore.

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    Bump
    ...and that's the way the cookie crumbles...

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    For a split second I thought to myself, maybe I should ease Kink's pain and come back. Despite being the can do kind of player you are looking for, I no can do. You know I got nothing but lub for you, though! I'll join guild chat and cyb0r you and Susy 3sum styley. Can do that!

    /tell Kinkstaah lf guestchat invite
    Hot Pie ~ Remedie, Maiaa, Squirt, and Remepie

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    fake
    Biggest lie of the century

    Quote Originally Posted by Mavritanic View Post
    Make clan PvP zerg-bot is destroy pvp-action in AO.

    Tnx!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiamin View Post
    fake
    lol
    It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum ...

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    bump because your awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiamin View Post
    fake
    Trust Tia, he knows about that stuff.

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