Nice one Morphex
Rofl, I can honestly say I've overlooked this thread for months, and can't believe I did. There's some great stuff here, my personal fav would have to be the Ice Ice Baby remake, had me laughing til I hurt. Keep it up, and though its not needed b/c its rooted .. .Bump...or *Poke*
Ok..... I know I have been silent for the past few weeks, and most of you know why. So, as I sit here in my barracks room, waiting for AO to download on to my room mates computer, I put in a motivating CD. And as I sit here listening to it, i remembered how much I love the 18th track on this CD and wanted to make a new song. So here it is..... see if you can figure out what banned song I used for the inspiration for this masterpiece. I apologize in advance that it is not as intriquite as mt others, but I know most will agree with me on this song, as seeing FC's "Vulture" idea for us put into effect since the release of NW. So with no further ado, I present the next song for you all.....
DOC KILLER! YEAH!
I got my Web Cloak on.
I got my Kevlar gloves on.
I got my ski mask on.
This Fight's been too long.
I got my X-3 sawed off.
I got my Yalmaha turned off.
I'm 'bout to bust some shots off.
I'm 'bout to dust some Doc's off.
I'm a DOC KILLER, better you than me.
DOC KILLER, stop healing ability!
DOC KILLER, I know your team is grieving,
(KILL 'EM!)
DOC KILLER, but tonight we get even, ha ha.
I got my NCU filled tight.
Tonight'll be your night.
I benn looking for a fight
and your head looks just right.
My Ruse of Taren pumpin'.
I got my sneak on skulkin'.
I'm 'bout to kill me somethin'.
An ARK stopped me for nuthin'!
DOC KILLER, better you than me.
DOC KILLER, stop healing ability!
DOC KILLER, I know your Enforcer's grieving,
(SHOOT HIM!)
DOC KILLER, but tonight we get even, yeah!
DIE, DIE, DIE DOC, DIE!
GO FOR THE DOC!
GO FOR THE DOC!
GO FOR THE DOC!
GO FOR THE DOC!
GO FOR THE DOC!
GO FOR THE DOC!
GO FOR THE DOC!
GO FOR THE DOC!
Yeah!
DOC KILLER, better you than me.
I'm a DOC KILLER, stop their healing ability!
DOC KILLER, I know your teammate's grieving,
(KILL 'EM!)
DOC KILLER, but tonight we get even, ha ha ha ha, yeah!
GO FOR THE DOC!
GO FOR THE DOC!
GO FOR THE DOC!
GO FOR THE DOC!
GO FOR THE DOC!
GO FOR THE DOC!
GO FOR THE DOC!
GO FOR THE DOC!
Break it down.
GO FOR THE DOC, yeah!
GO FOR THE DOC, for attacking my tower.
GO FOR THE DOC, for Azrael Harris.
GO FOR THE DOC, for my dead homies.
GO FOR THE DOC, for your freedom.
GO FOR THE DOC, don't be a n00b.
GO FOR THE DOC, have some freakin' courage.
GO FOR THE DOC, sing along.
DOC KILLER!
DOC KILLER!
DOC KILLER!
DOC KILLER!
DOC KILLER! Whaddyou wanna be when you grow up?
DOC KILLER! Good choice.
DOC KILLER! I'm an awesome agent
DOC KILLER!
DOC KILLER, better you than me.
DOC KILLER, stop their healing ability!
DOC KILLER, I know your organization's grieving,
(KILL THEM!)
DOC KILLER, but tonight we get even!
When you care to send the very best, just put a bullet through their chest.
--->New Agent / Assassin Guild slogan<---
folks, if this is any indication of how agents work together then I am proud to have started an agent. This is some of the funniest stuff i've seen in a long time. I've sent this thread to my buddies who are veteran fixers/nt's/doctors and such. We all love it.
Deadman.
Doubt he should sing that and release it. He'd be charged for mass murder :P
Last edited by Entrak; Mar 19th, 2003 at 06:27:27.
Great thread guys... I'm here checking out the other profession forums and I find all the agents bursting into song....
Mimic profession: Bard?
Yehezkel
180+ Rockin' Adventurer
Jester's Vengeance
RK2
Soon to be in possession of majestic powers that no other profession will rival...
clap clap clap clap
Namos - Atrox engineer RK1
*standing ovation*
Guys i love ur songs !!!
I love agents ! I love gimps !
U guys rox !
A great thx to the one who wrote a song on Eminem - My Fault, I was laughing my ass out
And thx for ur posts all, that makes agents strongers, and gimpers
Jah "Coyhitman" Legalize
I never meant to AimedShot you girl.
I never meant to bring you to my world.
Now you're sitting at the reclaim crying.
And now its my fault (My fault).
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The bigger they are, the harder they fall
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Madness is the gift, that has been given to me
Original:
Thomas Rusiak - Hiphopper
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EXPLICIT LYRICS!
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"Lootmeister"
You see me looting all the chests (all the chests, yeah! w00t!)
I am so ****ing rude (****ing rude ah! ****ing rude ah!)
Ninjaing Peter Lee and his turds (and his turds yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ah!)
In my Shadowfade uber-armor (again, again, again, woo!)
Gonna keep pissing off guys like you (chickachickachickaboomboom, yeah!)
And yo mom and sister and brother too (aha, aha, aha, ah!)
'Cause I'm a lootmeister yes I am (yes I am, w00t! yes I am, yeah!)
'Cause I'm a lootmeister yes I am (yes I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, ah!)
You see me sneaking 'bout 2ho (sneaking 'bout, yeah! w00t!)
Waiting for my prey and his ho (and his ho, ah! and his ho, yeah!)
I never care 'bout the work that they do (never cared 'bout anything at all, yeah!)
When I'm looting them and their teammates too (teammates too, yeah! teammates too, w00t!)
I couldn't give a **** 'bout rules and respect (respect! respect! respect, w00t?)
Doctors say my brain must have a major defect (spinning round and round and round and round and round, woo!)
'Cause I'm a lootmeister yes I am (yes I am, w00t! yes I am, yeah!)
'Cause I'm a lootmeister yes I am (yes I am, w00t! yes I am, yeah!)
'Cause I'm a lootmeister yes I am (yes I am, w00t! yes I am, ah!)
You see me cheating off stupid peeps (stupid peeps, yeah! stupid peeps, ah!)
I am so ****ing smart (****ing smart, w00t! ****ing smart, w00t?)
I charge a million per buff in the bar (in the bar, yeah! in the bar, ah!)
Then I walk outside just to steal their car (steal their car, steal their car, steal their car, yeah!)
You think your loot's safe, but I'm coming for you (coming for you, yeah! coming for you, ah!)
And your money, chests and remains too (aha, aha, aha, yeah!)
'Cause I'm a lootmeister yes I am (yes I am, w00t! yes I am, yeah!)
'Cause I'm a lootmeister yes I am (yes I am, w00t! yes I am, yeah!)
'Cause I'm a lootmeister yes I am (yes I am, w00t! yes I am, yeah!)
'Cause I'm a lootmeister yes I am (yes I am, w00t! yes I am, ah!)
Last edited by Morphex; Jun 21st, 2003 at 00:00:32.
To the people who made fun of my little trox melee agent, it wrote this to you:
(Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall)
Me have cast Ruse of Taren,
Leaving just a little me,
Sacchiamentos in de hands
Teammate, why you be laughing at me?
Teammate, watchout behind for me!
Or all you wil have be just a'noder hit in da balls
Or all you will ave be just a'noder hit in da balls
Me not need no educa'tion
Me not need no tought control
No dark sara-, scra-,... joke in da mission
Fixer, leave dis 'trox alone
Hey, Soldier, leave dis trox alone!
All in all me give just a'noder hit in da bals
Or all you wil have be just a'noder hit in da balls
Me not need no educa'tion
Me not need no thought control
No dark s-.., err... joke in da dunjeon
'forcer, live dis 'trox alone
Hi, Trader, leave dis 'trox alone!
Or all you wil have be just a'noder hit in da balls
Or all you will have be just a'noder heat in da balls
Me not need no wall 'round me
Me not nead no drug to calm me
Me have see de letter-things on da wall
Me not need to think nothing at all
No. Me not need to think nothing at all
All in all it will be all just a it in da balls
All in all it wil be all just a hit in da balls
Cheers.
Concealment is bugged in PvM: hit sneak two times after you zone. Only then you will be able to sneak properly.
New replies to this thread is always the highlight of my day ^^
LOL
knew it by the very first line, Doc Killer!
Kakkarott
posted revised song of Cop Killer, by Ice T.
Man, i can't believe this. This is the funniest thread i'v ever read. Man you guys really got it going. *Applause to all of you great singing talents* (An extra clap to Halfnelson for a great initiatie and incredible texts) LOL!! Great stuff.
As someone said before me, this makes me love my agent even more! Man i am so proud of being an agent atm. =) hehe.
Really great! Never gonna change profession, (except mimic one or two) Thank you guys, made my day indeed!!!!
*clap* *clap* *clap*
Sinerly / Hal "mr Duane" Pauly
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
/Robert Frost, from the poem "The road not taken"
Ahh, this is indeed one of the best threads ever. I've had my agent main for 5 months and I just now read the thread. Maybe I'll participate. Agents forever!
Vaalena o'Vipersting
AO through my looking glass: opatl, odam, sfl
All righty then... I will keep my dark humour for brighter people.
Quote of the moment: "We put FU in FUN" Agent Arlanon
LOL Halfnelson i've read this thread many times and every time this line just cracks me up
"Balaclava is a drug and i sell it by the gram"
"A Glimmering wind came
down from the North. It’s
sting was without pain, but
death came no less brutal;
Thier minds beyond recovery - clouded by conceit and lies."
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