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**Shareida** · May 24th, 2009, 00:35:10

that social interaction with women is disturbing. Please sign here.

Girls are aliens. Seriously.

I mean, if the neighbor girl, you always think is the nicest and least frightening turns out to be a S&M addict and starts biting you and starts trying to fill you up with Captain Morgan, soon as you are left alone with her. HALP!

Or maybe i just fail at life.

**Cdogg421** · May 24th, 2009, 00:53:03

it has been stated before and many tests have been run, and re-run to prove that there is no womens on the internets. so never fear AO is here to protect you from them!

**Amosco** · May 24th, 2009, 00:54:47

Originally Posted by Shareida

that social interaction with women is disturbing. Please sign here.

Girls are aliens. Seriously.

I mean, if the neighbor girl, you always think is the nicest and least frightening turns out to be a S&M addict and starts biting you and starts trying to fill you up with Captain Morgan, soon as you are left alone with her. HALP!

Or maybe i just fail at life.

I'll sign on to this...

However, the fact that you are bothered by a chick who plies you with alcohol then bites you and wants to tie you down and spank you speaks more to your total sexual noobhood than the disturbing nature of women.

Like Devo once said, "When a problem comes along, you must whip it! ... When a good time turns around you must whip it. You will never live it down unless you whip it. No one gets their way until they whip it!"

**silentsteeple** · May 24th, 2009, 01:00:44

Originally Posted by Shareida

that social interaction with women is disturbing. Please sign here.

Girls are aliens. Seriously.

I mean, if the neighbor girl, you always think is the nicest and least frightening turns out to be a S&M addict and starts biting you and starts trying to fill you up with Captain Morgan, soon as you are left alone with her. HALP!

Or maybe i just fail at life.

Sounds like you are just a chicken...

KOKAA KOKA KOKAAAA!

**Kaylinne** · May 24th, 2009, 01:02:29

Lol. Poor baby

**Ninj00** · May 24th, 2009, 01:10:06

Originally Posted by Amosco

However, the fact that you are bothered by a chick who plies you with alcohol then bites you and wants to tie you down and spank you speaks more to your total sexual noobhood than the disturbing nature of women.

agreed

**TheMekon** · May 24th, 2009, 01:51:35

Where there's a whip.. there's a way!

**Venachar** · May 24th, 2009, 01:54:10

Sounds like a good night out to me. Except the Morgan. I'm more a fan of beer, Jack, Southern Comfort or Blossom Hill rosé.

As you can see, my drinking style is extremely consistent

**Ayria** · May 24th, 2009, 05:34:03

We is not aliens. Your brain is just to far from your eyes to be able to properly asses us.

You never know, she may like it if you take charge

(The biting is a bit weird but there are those that are interested in it. A lot of people don't understand my interests, it's all good.)

**Guernica** · May 24th, 2009, 09:09:20

S&M? So does that make you a gimp IRL?

**rustinel** · May 24th, 2009, 12:48:49

Originally Posted by Shareida

that social interaction with women is disturbing. Please sign here.

Girls are aliens. Seriously.

I mean, if the neighbor girl, you always think is the nicest and least frightening turns out to be a S&M addict and starts biting you and starts trying to fill you up with Captain Morgan, soon as you are left alone with her. HALP!

Or maybe i just fail at life.

OMG you are shagging Number 6

THE CYLONS ARE HERE...AAAAAAAAAAAGH!

**Shareida** · May 24th, 2009, 13:08:28

Originally Posted by Guernica

S&M? So does that make you a gimp IRL?

Probably.

**Damon7** · May 24th, 2009, 13:12:05

just tell her you're not expereienced with the whole "fetish lifestyle" but would like to learn...establish a "safe" word and go for it.

As for the rest? Ofc social interaction with women is difficult. We each want different things, typically. You want to nail anything that moves, they want stability, security, yadda...adding that she's a bit freaky compounds the challenges.

Welcome to the real world. Deal with it.

**Klodovik** · May 24th, 2009, 13:21:31

Can I have her phone number, please?

**PingBong** · May 24th, 2009, 14:02:10

Originally Posted by Shareida

turns out to be a S&M addict and starts biting you and starts trying to fill you up with Captain Morgan, soon as you are left alone with her.

i fail to see the problem

**Grind42** · May 24th, 2009, 14:28:14

Originally Posted by damon7

just tell her you're not expereienced with the whole "fetish lifestyle" but would like to learn...establish a "safe" word and go for it.

Now there is some sound advice, someone who has had some experience!!!

Just be forwarned dont make the "safe" word something like "HEEeelllp" or Hehe "that hurts" or something to long that you wont be able to get out in time before your D*ck is clamped & you cant help but scream "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

Make it something you wouldnt use in life everyday like *Peanut Brittle* *Samoosas*

Enjoy :-)

**Berinda** · May 24th, 2009, 14:55:38

I guess it also depends which part of you she was trying to fill up with Captain Morgan.

**Shareida** · May 24th, 2009, 14:59:16

Originally Posted by Mr_Stabby

i fail to see the problem

*cough* Engaged?

**Shareida** · May 24th, 2009, 15:15:56

...

**Kaylinne** · May 24th, 2009, 15:18:43

Originally Posted by damon7

As for the rest? Ofc social interaction with women is difficult. We each want different things, typically. You want to nail anything that moves, they want stability, security, yadda...adding that she's a bit freaky compounds the challenges.

Welcome to the real world. Deal with it.

That is not generally the real world, that is boys-girls world. Once you get to women things might change a bit.

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