- Hello, how are you
- Hello I'm very well, i just found something new today
- What is it
- I found 2 + 2 = 4
- It is absurd
- No it is true, mathematically tested by myself
- No it is absurd
- Why you keep saying that ?
- Because 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 4
- Ah yes that too, but why 2 + 2 = 4 is absurd ?
- Because 1 + 3 = 4
- I'm agreed, that to, but why 2 + 2 = 4 is absurd ?
- You ask me why it is absurd ?
- Yes, I'm asking
- What you are asking ?
- I'm asking why 2 + 2 is absurd
- Why then ?
- Yes why
- Why of what ?
- Listen, you just said 2 + 2 = 4 is absurd
- Yes it is absurd
- But why
- Ok look, 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 4, it is not absurd ?
- I'm agreed, it is not
- Ok now look again, 1 + 3 = 4, it is not absurd ?
- Yes, it is not
- Now look carefully, because 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 4 and 1 + 3 = 4, therefore 2 + 2 = 4 is absurd
- Why, it look good to me
- You ask why again ?
- Yes I'm asking again
- Can you stop asking me ?
- No, I insist
- Ok i will tell you why it is absurd
- I'm listening, please tell me
- Because 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 4, and 1 + 3 = 4, everyone got 2 different ways to make a 4
- Yes I'm agreed there are 2 ways to make a 4, but mine is the 3nd valid way to make a 4 too
- Listen, if ppl can make 4 by 1 + 1 + 1 + 1, and 1 + 3, what is the usefulness to make 4 by 2 + 2 ?
- I dont know but 2 + 2 is a 4 too, mathematically tested by myself and sure 100%
- That is why it is absurd
- Is it ?
- Yes, if you need a 4 and you can take only the 2 + 2 to make it, then what will happen to the 1 and the 3 ?
- Well i guess we can take them and make others 4 too
- That will make too much 4 in mathematic leading to too much uncertainty on the essence of the number 4, we can't accept that
- But if ppl can't make 4 with 2 + 2 then what will happen to the 2 ?
- Some numbers need to sacrifice for the good of the mathematic
- But why we will not sacrifice the 1, instead of the 2 ?
- If we sacrifice the 1 then the 3 alone never can make 4
- Ah yes but let sacrifice the 3 instead of the 1, then we still have 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 4 and 2 + 2 = 4, only 2 ways to make a 4
- We cant do that, it is absurd
- Why ?
- I'm the 3
- You are ?
- Yes, and now you see why it is absurd
- From your personal perspective it do not look good
- And you, who are you ?
- I'm the 2.
- Ok, i will make a mathematical research and find a solution for your problem of 2 + 2
- If you can i will be glad
- Ok, i just got it, you want to see ?
- Sure, tell me
- Now look, 2 + 2 = 2
- I'm not sure here
- It do not look enough good for you ?
- I have to say it is not easy to take
- Ok, how about 2 + 2 = 2,5 then
- Well both choices are a bit strange to me
- Both of them look very reasonable to me, but 2 + 2 = 4 is simply absurd.