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Thread: Just heard a wierd pickup-line.

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    Just heard a wierd pickup-line.

    "I've got a 9 inch toungue and can breathe through my ears."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrangeline View Post
    "I've got a 9 inch toungue and can breathe through my ears."
    Wasn't that one of Gene Simmons' old pickup lines?
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    Promising the stars and then hitting the customer with a bat so that they see stars is not the same thing.


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    If you really want this chair, why not just get a phalloplasty and address your real concern?


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    Ok, pickupline songs of weird al yankovic is not accepted?
    Just as well, its the worst one he's ever made
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrangeline View Post
    "I've got a 9 inch toungue and can breathe through my ears."
    stop reading pickup lines and write more tier armor episodes
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    lol folks who fall for pickup lines need counceling for numerous reasons.
    No longer plays. It ruins my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir_Malak View Post
    lol folks who fall for pickup lines need counceling for numerous reasons.
    That's not completely true. After all, the greatest pickup line that has ever been invented is simple, direct, and effective: "Hey, what's going on?"
    Amosco -- Brokest Trader on RK2
    Coope -- His bot is his best friend

    Originally posted by Dark Kensai
    Promising the stars and then hitting the customer with a bat so that they see stars is not the same thing.


    Originally Posted by sobeguy
    If you really want this chair, why not just get a phalloplasty and address your real concern?


    Become a Lifer

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    Or the old classic "Wanna come to my place and look at my collection of dolls that look like my mother?"
    Veteran of Equilibrium

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amosco View Post
    That's not completely true. After all, the greatest pickup line that has ever been invented is simple, direct, and effective: "Hey, what's going on?"
    hmm perhaps i was too general, i mean the old fashion cheesy lines like stated by wrangline (no offense your awesome, but you know thats weird) rofl
    No longer plays. It ruins my life.

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    Well, as some of you may be aware, i also play EVE, and, they got fanfests, where ppl meet others in real life. There i was thinking about some line when i discovered there was some ok looking female devs there, not many, but some.

    I decided to be nice, tho. I imagined some crazy pickup lines as "you are one of the GM's making shure the petition queue stays under 10 000?" or something

    Would have been fun trying it someday
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