>> The 10 best reasons not to play a Fixer -ever <<

[Downsizr]

10. Your main is a Trader and you hate buffing people for free.
9. You can't help stealing aggro from the team Enforcer.
8. You hate when your team think you're in social clothes if not wearing a blue pyjama.
7. You can't stand being the first one in the mission room, waiting for the others.
6. Your main is an Engineer and you can't help stopping at every chair and table while blitzing a mission.
5. You think that grid evac nanos are unfair advantage in PvP.
4. You fear heights and can't get past the Fixer's grid 2nd floor.
3. You think summoning melee weapons is so cool.
2. You don't know the precise location of all bars and dance floors on RK.
1. You suffer from stroboscopic epilepsy syndrome and can't use run buffs.

[_________________Zuh]

you want to have a real life

[lilnymph]

you dont like hugs, and dont have an exact knowledge of lilnymph's location at all times

hugs

lilnymph

[Elbo]

6. Your main is an Engineer and you can't help stopping at every chair and table while blitzing a mission.

Your evil..

I know many a good engi who just gave up on that class and started fixer or something else less fun

I really enjoy my fixer. He makes me actually enjoy the game again.

[Jellobiafra]

You hate nightmares consisting of running off a cliff while chasing a mob you 'know for sure' must be carrying that GA IV crystal.

[Thyrra]

you can't stand a player community that has fun with itself.

[______________Fenris]

Originally posted by Thyrra
you can't stand a player community that has fun with itself.

This is my favorite part... eh Jorji? Lilnymph? hee hee!!

[Jorji-]

ROTFLMAO am

[__________Tempest198]

Wtf? Summoning weapons and ammo is not THE fixer ability? Oh man to think I started a fixer just to summon a lot of crap.

[Slyyk]

Originally posted by (Gummizluv)

8. You hate when your team think you're in social clothes if not wearing a blue pyjama.

God I am so sick of this one. I almost always wear my sunglasses when teaming, and 4 out of 5 pickup teams will have at least one person "remind" me that my grid armor has apparently run out before we get started.

[Slyyk]

You make a post to the fixer boards that brings the first post in a year from the only fixer to ever state that "even the summon ammo line interests me" and he gets moderated.

[___________Dynahmite]

You have this overwhelming fear that someone is going to substitue your first aid kits with speed stims and you'll crush yourself on a wall at Mach 4 while blitzing.

[_____________Kasimir]

Originally posted by Dynahmite
You have this overwhelming fear that someone is going to substitue your first aid kits with speed stims and you'll crush yourself on a wall at Mach 4 while blitzing.

Someone's been reading, "101 ways to kill a Fixer"...

[lilnymph]

Originally posted by Slyyk
I almost always wear my sunglasses when teaming

I just almost always wear my shades

style over substance people.

oh, and ROFLMAS @ Fenris

hugs

lilnymph

[Trajal]

Originally posted by Dynahmite
You have this overwhelming fear that someone is going to substitue your first aid kits with speed stims and you'll crush yourself on a wall at Mach 4 while blitzing.

Heh nice one, this actually made me laugh out loud. Rare indeed

Trajal

[Kierran]

roflmao

[__________Tempest198]

Can you wear sunglasses while wearing GA? And if so what happens? Lol it sounds here like if you wear sunglasses your GA wont show, well then you have a way to not look so obvious in PvP. =p (Maybe you'll look naked, but at least not like a smurf )

[lilnymph]

in my case the sunglasses appear over the GA (some of us just have style, even IN a smurf suit )

hugs

lilnymph

[Teufeldieb]

If you dont like to blitz missions in your underwear with a ql7 claw and a ql10 Katana while wearing the propeller hat or funny arrow.

[_________________Zuh]

Originally posted by Slyyk
You make a post to the fixer boards that brings the first post in a year from the only fixer to ever state that "even the summon ammo line interests me" and he gets moderated.

it was my fourth post in 7 months only


yea, i wanna summon ammo baby