My favourite n00b story comes from before the free promotion. A few months ago I was running around on my lowbie fixer alt and some guy spammed me asking for creds. I said no and then couldn't stop chuckling, since his name is "Dollashort"....
A guildie of mine's got his guild logon message set to another humourous, non-fr00bie comment he saw: "I bought my account on eBay! How do I sit down?"
Explaining last week to the fr00bie that no, the little level 15 tower base I was updating when he found me was not really very impressive, nor was I as ubah! as he seemed to think (I was kinda gimpy really since I had a really low brain in at the time) was kinda amusing - if ego deflating.