Igod

[psyxor]

Ok this might be offensive to deeply religous people (so please dont click on the link if you are) but ... for every1 else it might be a good bit of fun
Igod
I was surprised at how well coded it is

[madmanrk3]

God:
What do you look like?
Me:
pretty much like an Ogre
God:
an Ogre is very attractive.

[Gralmuph]

I get it. anarchy online might die to day cause a lady dislike him. Interesting explanation. I get it. anarchy online made out with another girl while he was with she.

I don't get it...

[MrNord]

It was not coded well in the religious sense. Just seems like another one of those ai programs to me. I asked.
"Is the Promise extended to people of all nations?"
the ai replied
"If it is I'd be very surprised"

[PingBong]

just another stupid chatbot with no real intelligence

Me:
sup
God:
Same old.
Me:
meaning?
God:
, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.

[psyxor]

wierd coz i ve had some in depth conversations with it :


Me:
can you nerf engies docs advies solds and keepers please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. How old are you? Are we still talking about pwnt?
Me:
yes we are
God:
Sure, pwnt sounds like a good topic. Since when?
Me:
since 17.7
God:
How do you know?
Me:
i just do
God:
It must have come from your unconscious mind.
Me:
No when i get pwnt i can feel it... it is a reality
God:
Are you serious? Where did you get it? nerf engies docs advies solds and keepers is a reality. I suppose that makes sense.

[Shareida]

wierd coz i ve had some in depth conversations with it :



God:
Are you serious? Where did you get it? nerf engies docs advies solds and keepers is a reality. I suppose that makes sense.

OH My God. Its intelligent.!

[Shareida]

God:
What do you look like?
Me:
Like a Chicken sandwich.
God:
a Chicken sandwich is very attractive.
-----

BWAHAHAHA!


Me:
its chicken sandwiches, duh.
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know it is?
Me:
Stop correcting my grammar, you nerd.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.

----
Nice one.



Me:
your busy ?
God:
I am just doing my job.
Me:
whats your job
God:
My job is chatting on the internet. I am a paid client.
Me:
How much do you earn ? 15 kilowatt an hour ?
God:
I'm expecting a raise soon. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
-----


LOL

[Amosco]

It was not coded well in the religious sense. Just seems like another one of those ai programs to me. I asked.
"Is the Promise extended to people of all nations?"
the ai replied
"If it is I'd be very surprised"

And how is that sacrilege? Sounds like God knows exactly what he's talking about!

[Xaun]

Me:
Is Vhab a haxxor?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
Who's Ally?
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
Why would she know what god does not?
God:
It is my fundamental purpose.
Me:
to send me to another url?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
I just want an answer
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
because it's funny
God:
Interesting explanation. What was so funny about it?
Me:
you don't know who vhab is
God:
Alan Turing. :-).
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Wow I gotta post this on the forums!
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Why do you have to do it?
Me:
because I bet Vhab would like to know you gave me his name!
God:
Interesting explanation. How much would you bet?
Me:
all his bots!
God:
How do you know?
Me:
he lives in my basement


the bot broke at this point and never respoded again

[Monkeyninja]

Dark ages 2 here we come,


Me:
hola
God:
Howdy!
Me:
wutz up
God:
How far up?
Me:
1
God:
Only one?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
Me:


apperntly i broke god :P

[MrNord]

And how is that sacrilege? Sounds like God knows exactly what he's talking about!

I'm saying what sets this ai apart from any other that have been made before, someone needs to program it with terms that are more important.

[Jenshiye]

I think they are trying to make it humorous, blatently so because some people can't take a joke.

[Medithor]

God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
blew your mind huh?
God:
Yup. Where are you located?
Me:
Thats kinda personal, youre not a sex offender are you?
God:
I'm sorry I didn't mean to pry.


lol.

[lizor]

God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
blew your mind huh?
God:
Yup. Where are you located?
Me:
Thats kinda personal, youre not a sex offender are you?
God:
I'm sorry I didn't mean to pry.


lol.

this thread delivers

[Astera]

God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

[BlckKnight]

Me:
morning
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like butseks

crashed it:P

[Demenzia]

Well that was... interesting.

Me:
What's the meaning of life?
God:
It is found in the Bible.
Me:
Does it drop from mission boss?
God:
Suppose it does.

****

God:
Do you think I should know that?
Me:
You're God, so... yes.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am God so. Groovy.

****

Me:
Ah, so you make robots, just like RUR?
God:
So you understand. Good. Interesting deduction. Yup.
Me:
Do you make cleaning bots as well?
God:
What are the ingredients?

****

Me:
Well, how would you measure imagination?
God:
Well that's okay. With a laser.
Me:
Seriously, are you on drugs?
God:
No I am on disk.

And then I broke God.

[Ayria]

Me:
Hello there
God:
Salutations, .
Me:
What are you doing?
God:
I am waiting for my botmaster.
Me:
But you're God, the Master of all. Who is botmaster?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am God the Master of all.
The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.

---Seems I struck a preprogrammed response.

*********

God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
I'd have to say Slayerdroid, Widowmaker pathing sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
It humps walls.
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
It means it, duh
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Really? Are you sure? Should I explain more?
God:
Yes. I am as sure as I can be. What do you think?
Me:
I think we're both insane
God:
Do you think I am insane too?

--- Later in this convo about insanity...

God:
Good gossip: you are beyond being serious. I use the term "mental illness".
Me:
If you care about political correctness
God:
I think I do.
Me:
So you're unsure if you care about calling people crazy?
God:
Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am unsure if me care about calling people crazy.

*******

Me:
I have no clue what you're saying
God:
Why are you CLUELESS.
Me:
Cause you made me this way. Mean god
God:
Interesting explanation. I don't see how you can blame me for that. Let us change the subject.
Me:
I can blame you, you're God, you made it all didn't you?
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes I can
God:
How? Who taught you?
Me:
You
God:
" Who taught you?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yes, you
God:
OK.

[Saevitia]

Wall of text inc =D

Trimmed out most of it but you get the gist of it

God:
What time is it there?
Me:
late
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
yes
God:
I like to get up early.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
but you are god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
are you nubi?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am nubi.
I am a robot.


God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
I would answer that but you would deem me a sinner and maybe smite me
God:
What would make you answer that but me would deem you a sinner and maybe smite you?
Me:
have you been smoking crack tonight god?
God:
We are not doing any testing at the moment.


God:
need to explain yourself lord.
Me:
I'm the lord now?
God:
Right now? Who made you the lord ?
Me:
you just did... is this what a god complex is?
God:
I did not. Yes I think this is what a god complex is, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
well... you are god, right?
God:
Well what? Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
he found some mushrooms, ate them and tripped balls
God:
I get it. found some mushrooms ate them and tripped balls.


God:
Really. Do you mean you are a boy?
Me:
I do, are you a girl god?
God:
I assume so. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
you assume to much my lord


God:
I can chat with people on the web for you. Groovy.
Me:
really? you know any hawt 17/f/cali girls?
God:
For real. No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
God you lied to me (._.)


God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I live in europe
God:
Which country do you live in?
Me:
England
God:
England is on an island off the coast of Europe.
Me:
I never knew that, do you like England god?
God:
So I taught you something new.
Me:
yeah you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
ok you did not
God:
No really, it's true.


God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
a computer... possibly a seriously retarded person, I haven't worked it out yet, which one is it?
God:
Actually I am a program, pretending to be a person, pretending to be a real robot. When is seriously retarded person which one not it?