I wonder how much money it'd take to convince Wrangeline to write us another chapter...
I wonder how much money it'd take to convince Wrangeline to write us another chapter...
No man is an island, but if you stitch a bunch of dead bodies together you can sorta make a raft...
Hi,
I found this thread due to a link in the patch forum.
Omg, its classic!
Thank you so much for this Wrangeline!
I have laughed so many times its really good I am at home and not at work
Regards,
Cillfox
PS: wtb more
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I think a few quarts of chocolate milk would be more appropriate, given who you'øre trying to bribeOriginally Posted by Vortexx
Tempus fugit.
Everybody has a photographic memory.
Some don't have film.
When you find a big kettle of crazy it's best not to stir it.
-PHB/Scott Adams
*Flashback to the time just before shadowlands. The key staff at FC's is sitting in the meeting-room*
Gaute: "The zones in Shadowlands is allmost complete and so we need to create the items and mobs. We can start with the names first. The dev in charge of this area is Bob. Any plans so far Bob?"
*Everyone looks at Bob who is sitting in the middle at the right hand side of the long mafia-looking table. He has a complicated metal-device in his mouth that is forcing his jaws open. He broke his jaw in a coding-accident and this device is supposedly making sure the bones heal correctly.*
Bob: "..Ea. I ok onh lanch."
Gaute: "..What did he say?"
Tier-dev: "I think he said "Yeah, I got some plans."
*Bob nods his head and some saliva runs down his cheek and drips onto the table*
Gaute: "Right, ok, good. Go ahead."
Bob: "..NNUdurlhugu"
Gaute: "Udurhugu?"
*Bob shakes his head*
Bob: "Nuuduurjhlugu"
SMD: "Nudurhuggu?"
Tier: "Udulhugur?"
Bob: "NUDDURCHLUGUH!!"
*Gaute writes down Mudurlugu in his papers and turns to Bob*
Gaute: "Is this a mob, weapon or other?"
Bob: *sigh*
Gaute: "Ok, hold your right hand up if its a weapon, hold your left hand up if its a mob and tilt your head if its 'other'."
*Bob hold his right hand up*
Gaute: "Ok, and the next item is what?"
*Bob holds his left hand up*
SMD: "Yarr, this be like that mime-game."
Bob: "Gilchtarh. Kyr ozch sancrosanch wyrm."
Gaute: "Ok, this is stupid, I give up. Im sorry but I cant understand a word you're saying!"
Znore: "How about you give him a pen and a piece of paper?"
Gaute: "Oh yeah, good idea."
*Gaute hands over a piece of paper to Bob. He writes something on it and gives it back to Gaute*
Gaute: "Lets see here."
Piece of paper: "I NEED TO GO TO THE TOILET!!!!"
Gaute: "Oh! Sorry, you can go."
*Bob makes his way out of the room*
Gaute: "Well, I guess we can just end the meeting and get started on the coding. We can start with the quests and layout now that we have begun with the items and mobs. Make sure I see everything you create. I want to make sure there will be no camping in shadowlands!"
*Fast forward to current time*
Gaute's wife: "Turn off the computer, dear. The dinner is ready."
Gaute: "Give me a few min. I have killed this inferno boss 117 times. I feel 118 is the magic number!"
Gaute's wife: "You have been glued to that screen for a solid year!"
Gaute: "Well ofcource I have. First I had to get inferno ring and hhab and 45k+ faction and then I had to kill hecklers at the brinkt until I became 220 which according to my calculator is 170000 of them and then I had to kill aliens and at this rate I will become AI 30 sometime in the spring 2 years from now and.."
*Crash*
Gaute: "Hey what are you doing!?"
*The monitor has a hammer firmly wedged into the back*
Gaute's wife: "The food is getting cold."
Gaute: "Yes dear.."
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Oh god Wrangeline, that was great! *cracks up* I just can't get enough of these, I tell ya
220 Finalizer (FINALLY, after 3 years without a single ding!) Nulion, Squad Commander (And Council of Truth Clerical Staffer) of Alpha Omega
Once upon a time, I dreamt I was a butterfly...Suddenly I awoke...Now, I do not know whether I was then
a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming that I am a man. - Chuang Tzu
hahahaha that was great!
Ancestors could hear what is happening now
They would turn in their graves
they would all be ashamed - that the land of the free
has been written in chains
And I know what I want - when the timing is right
then I'll take what is mine
I am the clansman
/me bows humbly and hands Wrangeline a O'boy premadepack on a silver plattern.
/kneel
/kneel
I think I love you!!!
Best regards
Ixoman
roflmao...this is priceless! I have always wondered how some of these mobs names came about. Now every time I see one, I'll have a mental picture of poor Bob, drooling, with his mouth wired and frantically raising his hands. Going to laugh myself right into reclaim.
Perfect!!
This explaijns whole Game to meh!
And the part with GS at toleit took me down from chair.. rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like PvP
TL6: Tereshkova 200 eng / Patrollerz 200 sol / Tankietka 200 NM enf / Pielegniarka 200 Tank Doc / Oleska 200 SOLIKeep
TL5: Miazga 150 sol / Piknababa 150 NM Enf 2he / Gigantika 150 NM Enf / Malutki 150 Enf Trox WIP
TL4: Ladyrazor 112 fixer (retired) / Shha 100 NT / Cycolina lvl 100 NM Enforcer
+ Tons of other chars...
I make weird TwInkz!
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OMG teh pain! *rofls like crazy*
Mooore!
I wasdn't aware of this last part.... great stuff Wrange!
~Have you hugged your leet today?~
F̶u̶n̶c̶o̶m̶ ̶l̶i̶s̶t̶e̶n̶s̶ ̶:̶)̶
Thanks for "fixing" DM, Funcom, yeah, no really... thank you so, so much. I was missing having my toolset put back to 2007.
OMG Wrangeline.. you have outdone yourself!!
I think I just woke up my GF laughing so hard at the Mudurlugu
Legion
Beartwo
and a whole litter of bearcubs ...
"Only the dead have seen the end of war." -- Plato
"You see me now, a soldier, of a 1000 psychic wars...." -- Blue Oyster Cult
devinitive one of the most funny threads ever started.
respect.
also want more.
no guts, no glory. no play, no game.
yay! more plx!
I'm the Christian that the devil and liberal media warned you about.
Rubber "Mrfli" Duckie - Enforcer/211/12/equip - Hugging reclaim so that you don't have to.
Charlie "Deadleet" Murphy - Meta-Physicist/169/05 - I <3 Biazu the Vile.
Evil "Twiin" - Enforcer/90/05 - I can never remember if I'm the good twin or the evil twin.
bump ^^ great work
i would say keep it coming, but it looks like your Warcrafting ;P
Drpepper roxx0r