Thread: Tier-armour is being made. (Behind the scenes)

  1. #441
    I wonder how much money it'd take to convince Wrangeline to write us another chapter...
    No man is an island, but if you stitch a bunch of dead bodies together you can sorta make a raft...

  2. #442
    Hi,
    I found this thread due to a link in the patch forum.

    Omg, its classic!
    Thank you so much for this Wrangeline!

    I have laughed so many times its really good I am at home and not at work

    Regards,
    Cillfox
    PS: wtb more
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  3. #443
    Quote Originally Posted by Vortexx
    I wonder how much money it'd take to convince Wrangeline to write us another chapter...
    I think a few quarts of chocolate milk would be more appropriate, given who you'øre trying to bribe
    Tempus fugit.

    Everybody has a photographic memory.
    Some don't have film.

    When you find a big kettle of crazy it's best not to stir it.
    -PHB/Scott Adams

  4. #444

    Scene 24

    *Flashback to the time just before shadowlands. The key staff at FC's is sitting in the meeting-room*

    Gaute: "The zones in Shadowlands is allmost complete and so we need to create the items and mobs. We can start with the names first. The dev in charge of this area is Bob. Any plans so far Bob?"

    *Everyone looks at Bob who is sitting in the middle at the right hand side of the long mafia-looking table. He has a complicated metal-device in his mouth that is forcing his jaws open. He broke his jaw in a coding-accident and this device is supposedly making sure the bones heal correctly.*

    Bob: "..Ea. I ok onh lanch."

    Gaute: "..What did he say?"

    Tier-dev: "I think he said "Yeah, I got some plans."

    *Bob nods his head and some saliva runs down his cheek and drips onto the table*

    Gaute: "Right, ok, good. Go ahead."

    Bob: "..NNUdurlhugu"

    Gaute: "Udurhugu?"

    *Bob shakes his head*

    Bob: "Nuuduurjhlugu"

    SMD: "Nudurhuggu?"

    Tier: "Udulhugur?"

    Bob: "NUDDURCHLUGUH!!"

    *Gaute writes down Mudurlugu in his papers and turns to Bob*

    Gaute: "Is this a mob, weapon or other?"

    Bob: *sigh*

    Gaute: "Ok, hold your right hand up if its a weapon, hold your left hand up if its a mob and tilt your head if its 'other'."

    *Bob hold his right hand up*

    Gaute: "Ok, and the next item is what?"

    *Bob holds his left hand up*

    SMD: "Yarr, this be like that mime-game."

    Bob: "Gilchtarh. Kyr ozch sancrosanch wyrm."

    Gaute: "Ok, this is stupid, I give up. Im sorry but I cant understand a word you're saying!"

    Znore: "How about you give him a pen and a piece of paper?"

    Gaute: "Oh yeah, good idea."

    *Gaute hands over a piece of paper to Bob. He writes something on it and gives it back to Gaute*

    Gaute: "Lets see here."

    Piece of paper: "I NEED TO GO TO THE TOILET!!!!"

    Gaute: "Oh! Sorry, you can go."

    *Bob makes his way out of the room*

    Gaute: "Well, I guess we can just end the meeting and get started on the coding. We can start with the quests and layout now that we have begun with the items and mobs. Make sure I see everything you create. I want to make sure there will be no camping in shadowlands!"

    *Fast forward to current time*

    Gaute's wife: "Turn off the computer, dear. The dinner is ready."

    Gaute: "Give me a few min. I have killed this inferno boss 117 times. I feel 118 is the magic number!"

    Gaute's wife: "You have been glued to that screen for a solid year!"

    Gaute: "Well ofcource I have. First I had to get inferno ring and hhab and 45k+ faction and then I had to kill hecklers at the brinkt until I became 220 which according to my calculator is 170000 of them and then I had to kill aliens and at this rate I will become AI 30 sometime in the spring 2 years from now and.."

    *Crash*

    Gaute: "Hey what are you doing!?"

    *The monitor has a hammer firmly wedged into the back*

    Gaute's wife: "The food is getting cold."

    Gaute: "Yes dear.."
    Veteran of Equilibrium

  5. #445
    Oh god Wrangeline, that was great! *cracks up* I just can't get enough of these, I tell ya
    220 Finalizer (FINALLY, after 3 years without a single ding!) Nulion, Squad Commander (And Council of Truth Clerical Staffer) of Alpha Omega

    Once upon a time, I dreamt I was a butterfly...Suddenly I awoke...Now, I do not know whether I was then
    a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming that I am a man. - Chuang Tzu

  6. #446
    hahahaha that was great!
    Ancestors could hear what is happening now
    They would turn in their graves
    they would all be ashamed - that the land of the free
    has been written in chains
    And I know what I want - when the timing is right
    then I'll take what is mine
    I am the clansman

  7. #447
    /me bows humbly and hands Wrangeline a O'boy premadepack on a silver plattern.

    /kneel
    /kneel

    I think I love you!!!
    Best regards

    Ixoman

  8. #448
    roflmao...this is priceless! I have always wondered how some of these mobs names came about. Now every time I see one, I'll have a mental picture of poor Bob, drooling, with his mouth wired and frantically raising his hands. Going to laugh myself right into reclaim.

  9. #449
    Perfect!!

    This explaijns whole Game to meh!


    And the part with GS at toleit took me down from chair.. rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  10. #450
    OMG teh pain! *rofls like crazy*
    Mooore!
    Marcos "Sisyphos" Bacarella - lvl 220 Enforcer 2HB *slam* *hack*
    Prof. Steven "Techleet" Falken - lvl 220 Engineer *solder* *screw* *BOOM*
    and the cuddly leet family -=(DNW miss yoo!)=-
    Through the ranks of the Unbeliever we shall move, creating a river of blood as we go.

  11. #451
    ROFL


    Nice one like always, Wrang

  12. #452
    Bump, and great job (again ) Wrang!
    wut

  13. #453


    I wasdn't aware of this last part.... great stuff Wrange!
    ~Have you hugged your leet today?~

    F̶u̶n̶c̶o̶m̶ ̶l̶i̶s̶t̶e̶n̶s̶ ̶:̶)̶
    Thanks for "fixing" DM, Funcom, yeah, no really... thank you so, so much. I was missing having my toolset put back to 2007.

  14. #454

    Thumbs up Best yet!

    OMG Wrangeline.. you have outdone yourself!!

    I think I just woke up my GF laughing so hard at the Mudurlugu


    Legion
    Beartwo

    and a whole litter of bearcubs ...

    "Only the dead have seen the end of war." -- Plato
    "You see me now, a soldier, of a 1000 psychic wars...." -- Blue Oyster Cult

  15. #455

    Thumbs up

    a B^mp for the best

    go on!!!!

  16. #456
    devinitive one of the most funny threads ever started.

    respect.

    also want more.
    no guts, no glory. no play, no game.

  17. #457

  18. #458
    yay! more plx!
    I'm the Christian that the devil and liberal media warned you about.

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    Charlie "Deadleet" Murphy - Meta-Physicist/169/05 - I <3 Biazu the Vile.
    Evil "Twiin" - Enforcer/90/05 - I can never remember if I'm the good twin or the evil twin.

  19. #459
    bump ^^ great work

    i would say keep it coming, but it looks like your Warcrafting ;P
    Drpepper roxx0r

  20. #460
    Mooooooooooore plz!
    Marcos "Sisyphos" Bacarella - lvl 220 Enforcer 2HB *slam* *hack*
    Prof. Steven "Techleet" Falken - lvl 220 Engineer *solder* *screw* *BOOM*
    and the cuddly leet family -=(DNW miss yoo!)=-
    Through the ranks of the Unbeliever we shall move, creating a river of blood as we go.

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