ah, so now I know why the team splits up, lets me get empty on Nanos. tells me my role, and lets me die.... I was wondering.
ah, so now I know why the team splits up, lets me get empty on Nanos. tells me my role, and lets me die.... I was wondering.
This post is so hilarious!! I re-read it every few months to keep my sense of humor playing my Doc.
I'd like to suggest an addendum for those of us who are fortunate/unfortunate enough to have an IRL playmate in AO. 8=)
1) Shout at the top of lungs from the other room in a sarcastic tone voice "I could use some healing here !!??!!" This keeps us on our toes in case we think we can slack off because you would understand that we are trying out best.
2) To keep us sharp and practice our focus and concentration skills - yell from the other room (at the height of a battle, preferably one with adds) ...."Hey what are the stats on that item I gave you 2 months ago to hold for me? Check you packs and Post it in a tell!"
3) Wait till the entire team is at least down to half health getting pounded by adds, even better if one is dead and ask us to feed the dog.
4) In a particularly wicked hard Pen Mission with a tank who's not good at pulling single mobs....ask us to play our Doc AND your char so you can go afk.
ima like it .. rolf
5) bark 'heal!'at her when her heal is recharging. good for those times when you're just not happy with having front teeth anymore! ;pOriginally Posted by Missetsu
Awesome guide
I was browsing these Doc threads just now during work to learn more about the profession and I have to admit - I had trouble keeping the laughs quiet!!!
Nice way to keep people reading, it did actually learn me some things about the teamplay-part of Docs!!
Good fun!
If I see a chalice in a teammate's hand, should I train to Aztur and complain if I die by Cultists? (I mean, come on, I'm in the same dungeon!!!)
Still comedy goldmine
BTW peeps...
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Male doctors are the epitome of oxymoronia. Male, doctors! Aren't doctors those medsuit-wearing nanomage-female sexeh chalice-holders? I told my team that the only reason we all died was because I was staring at my chalice wondering how come the ... (wine? blood?) ... didn't ever spill out. Rather fascina...
But I disgress. If you see a male doctor, call him an oxymoron. "Moron" for short.
Kthxbai
- Saetos, your bored d00d
*recalls fondly how many million creds and indecent proposals my first Female Soli Doc made bikini-dancing with a Chalice outside ToTW*Originally Posted by Saetos
Maybe that's why 90% of Doctors are Female and Solitus (j/k)....
Bump for a uber topic!
EDIT: eh? You mean it's stickied? What's sticky?
To all you Enforcers:
You are the core of the team. You have an overwhelming presence, such that mobs never dare even look at your doc. In battle, you fall before your teammates do, and even then you alway give a good account of yourself to your foes. By excelling in crowd control, you make yourself a valuable tool to any team. Take a beating with a smile, tank with pride. Be faithful to the Enforcer's Creed: "Hugging reclaim, so that you don't have to."
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Sorry but the team mission/dictionary is soo true O.o always happens and thats why im such a good doc!!
Posted, as per demand, my Queen.Originally Posted by Cheapthrill
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After team is formed and you are all buffed and ready, make sure you spam "http://forums.anarchy-online.com/showthread.php?t=146310" as must read or I'll leave! =p
And for the froob's, well don't bother reading because you know you can't so just start the battle with out them, they'll catch up, they have experiance.
This post should be part of some noob island quest.
Just the other day I found myself apologizing to a teammate repeatedly because my doc Tjinn failed to keep her alive...
Sad thing is I felt guilty even though the team repeatedly ran away from me at full speed in Ely on my second trip there, while I was sitting down to recharge nano. The only reason I came close to healing her before death at all was because she was the last one in line and I managed to stand up and hit /follow before her health bar dropped off my team window.
Anyways, whenever I get depressed teaming I can always come here and realize I am not alone.
Thanks
While I find this thread amazingly funny and accurate for horrible teaming skills and treatment of doctors...
Speaking as a parent, most kids under the age of 18 do not understand the concept of sarcasm. :P
Sar-chasm: The freaking big hole in the ground seperating reality and irony.
BTW - if you see your "trader" in the team heal for obscene amounts using nanos with weird names like "Complete Heal" and "Cellular Recuperation," tell the trader she's hacking and must be kicked out of the team. When you die, yell at her for not healing or draining the mobs (never mind the fact you're in a Pen Hard and she's in Garden of Dalja), and as she tries to type blasphemous lies of her being a doctor and not a trader, ask for a wrangle and don't take no for an answer.
Not that this happened to me (still 2h Edged) but wonder if this has happened to any of you shotgun doctors
I used to think "HEAL!" was a scrpit/macro that other players used to make my fingers fatter and my keys smaller. Now that I know the difference, I have my own macros that spam "HIT!", "NUKE!", and "TAUNT!". Of course they are profession specific.
Just thought i would necro this all too funny thread! It deserves the attention!
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hard to bump a sticky as it always at the top anyway
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