Imagine what boredom, lack of sleep and strong coffee can do to you?
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Let the Traders have their drains and tradeskill enhancing nanos, because after all, they are so desperate for attention that they drain you to make you attack them.
Let the Soldiers have their nanos of reflection, weapon skills and heavy armor. It only makes them amusingly predictable.
Let the Meta-physicists be given a purpose, other than a /tell-hell future eternally buffing, that I am sure that they would welcome with open arms. Even as prostitutes for atrox NTs.
Let the Martial artists have their badly inspired Bruce Lee-attacks¹ and nanos with names that sounds like Haiku.
Let the Nano-technicians have their nukes and nullity fields. Just so much more fun to strike them when it fails.
Let the Fixers have their speed and grid, after all, they run away faster from anyone. Even from us.
Let the Engineers have their powerful mechnical pets and powerful auras. They will soon realize their limitation rather painfully.
Let the Enforcers have their strength, their roaring fury and blood drenched bats. And their frustation against the Agents as we can do anything they can't.. tee hehehe
Let the Doctors have their healing, because after all, healing and massive damage is unbalancing to this game.
Let the Bureaucrats have their charms, their mechnical pets with a phrase book more extensive than the volcalbulary of the collected minds in guild Storm.
Let the Adventurers have their animal morphing nanos, as it also degrades their intelligence to a leet.
And let the Agents always have the ways of causing headache. Truthfully speaking.
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¹ And thank, Heaven 'o Mighty, that Funcom didn't give the Martial Artists Kung Fu-inspired voices in the Notum Wars booster. I'd be forced to hurt people then.
